by Jovan Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:36 pm
"Very well then. Sir Kobold." the Bound tapped the kobold that was chewing the table, "We require someone to play Wretch so there's an even number. Would you mind?"
"Want to play dragonsssss." the kobold looked up at the bound.
"Next round i'll switch with you if the numbers are uneven. Promise."
"Promise." the Kobold repeats, before going back to chewing the table as the cards are dealt.
While nine players would seem like an odd number, the two humans seemed content to share a hand so it worked out to an even eight. The two of them continued hugging their cards in a conspiratory manner, as they chose to play the Wretch. This left the elf and the woman elbowing with the blue man to pick the maiden, being in the team with Elwyn and the bound whereas the Dwarf and Blue man were with the humans and kobold.
"We shall spare your purse since you're green, same for our scaly guest." the Bound said, "Though you can both share in the winnings. Offer stones for the Spires!" it echoed enthusiastically, before offering some copper follis and stacking them, "Some people do it for set bets but here it is a free for all, so you can bet as much as you want."
As they went around the table each handing out follis, the dwarf scratched his head before pulling a gold solidus out of his trousers, the Unifier's faceless portrait glimmering under the fire's light. He proceeded to carefully place the large gold coin atop the largest follis tower, making sure it perfectly centered, before going back to drooling off into the distance. The elf next to him gave him a strange look before taking out a hexagram and placing it on its side atop the solidus, the scratched surface indicating a greater age.
The humans seemed to be whispering something to one another, conspiring a bit as they took out some of their cards while giving a few others back, the blue man and elf doing the same as they waited for Elwyn's turn to decide whether or not she would take out a card, as the others were either content with their deck or busy staring out into space like the dwarf or chewing the table like the kobold.
"Alright then, put the truth on the table." the elf proclaimed, flipping his cards as he was almost done etching into the box, everyone else doing the same.
"Holy shit, it's a Whore's Shuffle!" one of the humans said a bit too loud as some in the camp turned around to look at their group.
"Lucky bastard." the blue man sighed.
The Kobold hadn't even noticed his hand, the human having been the one who flipped it for him, still chewing on the box as the rest of the group gasped at the hand. A Whore's Shuffle was one of two ultimate winning hands in Spires and Maidens, achieved when the highest ranking cards in the Wretch Deck(The King of Rats, The Priest of Lies, The Marauder Captain, The High Rapist and The Witless Ealdorman) are gathered, guaranteeing victory unless the other side draws a Saviour's Hand.
"A fine hand." the Bound clapped, "The King was not with us this time, but he was certainly with you, little one. The winnings are yours."
The kobold perked up, looking up at the coin stacks before he noticed the little gold coin, "Mistresssssss?" he tilted his head, picking the coin and allowing the hexagram to fall and the stack to collapse before he exclaimed joyfully, "Mistressssss!" The kobold hugged the coin before running off to his friends, bragging and hissing at the coin he won.
"Fine, don't take my money." the elf said, picking up the hexagram and pocketing it as everyone went about gathering their winnings.
"I'd say that's cruel towards Bjorn, but i'm pretty sure he's so shitfaced he hasn't even noticed." the woman spoke up, counting her copper coins.
"Still, he seems happy with his winnings." the Bound went, "A fun game, to be sure."